feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
I’m so so sorry. (I’m not sorry. I’m hilarious.)
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times