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Reblog if you’re a girl and you DON’T shave your arm hair (not armpit hair)

quiixotical:

blakryu:

maydayparadez:

shut-up-karen:

It’s for a project. I want to see how many girls don’t do this.

Why should girls even shave their arm hair?

I’d understand the armpit cause sometimes it feels icky but the arm? like, what?

who the FUCK shaves their arm

(via daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad)

holmes-sweet-holmes:

anzios:

anzios:

???? My dad just came into my room and handed me some grapes and then asked me if they tasted different and I was like yeah and my dad was almost vibrating with excitement and then he put a handful of grapes on my lap and whispered “they sell cotton candy grapes” and walked out of my room and left me wondering how I’ve survived so long with having a 12 yr old for a father

update: he came back into my room to tell me a pirate joke he just thought up

What was the joke???

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

(via supernatural-who-lock)

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

(Source: randomweas.com, via spockisinthetardis)

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

(via trust)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via hey-assbut)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via asian)

haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

(via sovietbuck)

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